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“I’m dealing with it”
The small print
Mostly by standing in front of it

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“I’m dealing with it”
Mostly by standing in front of it

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“It’ll only take a minute”
Yours, technically

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“I’m easy”
Said from the seventh cushion

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“It was on sale”
The savings needed their own room

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“We’re spending quality time together”
Everyone was very present online

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“Every little helps”
The planet can thank me later

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“A very reliable group of witnesses”
Three witnesses, each mysteriously innocent

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“Do you want a fork?”
Sharing is easier when you do the slicing

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“Thanks, we’ll take it from here”
Every suggestion gets processed immediately

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“Nearly ready to start getting ready”
A remarkably well-equipped blank page

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“Glad we cleared that up”
Easy to say when you’re not holding the pots

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“Our family tree has a payroll department”
Some family members do more of the lifting

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“Emotionally en route”
The five minutes start when the bath ends

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“Feels lighter already”
Minimalism ends at the edge of the frame

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“We'll keep it close”
Strictly between you and everyone behind the door
No resemblance is purely coincidental














